In anticipation of tonight’s finale of The Voice, all sorts of people are interviewing the show’s all-star judging panel. But why listen to Christina Aguilera discuss her singing career, Blake Shelton twang about country music, Adam Levine take off his shirt and do yoga poses, or Cee Lo Green open up a can of 7-Up the UnCola? That’s boring! Instead, this is the only place where you can hear Purrfect the cat, Green’s much loved feline friend, share his thoughts (or, rather, what we perceive his thoughts to be) on the show and who should win the big title. You could follow him on Twitter but this is a lot more fun. (Note: Not endorsed by the real Purrfect the Cat. Hiss.) Hollywood.com: Hi, Purrfect. It’s so nice to meet you. I heard you are from somewhere up north?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: So, how did you feel the first time that Cee-Lo brought you on set?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: I can imagine. But what did you think after you were there for a bit?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: What was it like the first time you met Christina Aguilera?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: What did you think of her crazy glittery beret?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: Yes, it was. But you warmed up to it, didn’t you?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: Speaking of crazy costumes, what did you think of the time that Erin Martin dressed up in costume to sing “Walk Like an Egyptian?”
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: Some people say that Cee Lo only kept Erin because she’s hot. Did you have anything to do with that?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: Do you have any advice for her?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: People say that former Mouseketeer Tony Lucca has the competition sewn up. How do you feel about that?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: Oh, so he’s your favorite? What is Chris Mann going to need if he wants to win?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: What will you say if he wins?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: What do you think of the show’s famous guests like Justin Bieber?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: But what about the other hosts? How do you feel about all of Adam Levine’s shirtless pictures?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: And what if Blake was the only mentor to come back to the show?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: How do you feel about Duets, the upcoming NBC show where the famous judges sing with the contestants in the competition?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: We hear you have something really big planned for the finale.
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: But you’re not going to perform? What instrument do you play?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: If you had to sing one song in the competition, which song would you sing?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: Once the show is over and you have some time to yourself, what are you going to do for fun?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: I heard you also really wanted to go see Cabin in the Woods. But Cee Lo wouldn’t let you. What did he say?
Purrfect:
Hollywood.com: Any other clues about what’s going to happen on the finale?
Purrfect:
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