This has to be some kind of a joke, or maybe those music video Hiddleswift conspiracists are right. Apparently, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are getting married — what?!
As most of us know, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s relationship has moved faster than two Christian teenagers who finally removed their promise rings. The couple has traveled to three continents together, met each other’s parents, Tom’s been inducted into the girl squad, and Swift even followed him on a work trip to Australia. This all happened in the span of like…a month.
Taylor just ditched her ex-beau Calvin Harris, who hinted at the fact that the starlet cheated on him. His wounds haven’t even had time to scab over let alone heal completely, but that won’t stop Swift from moving on in a very aggressive Swift-like way. If Taylor’s gonna do something, you can swear on the sanctity of her sacred crop top, skater skirt co-ords that she’s gonna do it.
According to an unnamed insider who spoke to Us Weekly, 35-year-old Tom Hiddleston is planning to propose to the 1989 darling. The insider remarked that “Tom is planning to propose very soon” and that Swift would “definitely say yes.” Hopefully, the girl’s gonna get a prenup because you never know (and after one month of dating, you really, really don’t know).
The pair are running through relationship milestones at lightning speed. They swapped “I Love Yous” less than a month into it, which totally seems normal and healthy. They’ve allegedly already discussed having kids because that conversation is really the only prerequisite to getting engaged. You know, that and actually knowing someone.
Of course, this is all tabloid hearsay, so there might not be a stitch of truth to the claims. It seems kind of far out there if you ask us. Still, if Swift does get married, does that mean we don’t get any more breakup songs? Would a divorce album be better than her breakup albums? Will the girl squad babysit their future kids? So many questions!
