You may say you watch the Olympics for national pride, the stories of human achievement, the trill of victory, and the agony of defeat. Yes, that is what you say. But like the rest of us, you’re really watching to see beautifully toned bodies in hardly any clothing. Hello! There is a reason that fencing is never on in prime time. It’s all that damn padding.
In honor of your pervy streak, here are the 10 sports that have the tiniest outfits in the games. There are some winners and some losers, but, hey, it doesn’t matter when they look this good.
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