1. You are just completely over couples.
2. So over couples that you’ve considered a relationship with ice cream.
4. Your laughter is earned, not just given willy nilly.
5. You sometimes struggle with even the simplest domestic task.
6. You’ve definitely tried to reason with snacks (after a night out).
7. You just ooze style.
8. You let people know when you’re just not having any of their ish.
9. And won’t hesitate to call them out.
11. You’d do anything for the things you want.
12. And you’re not always proud of it.
14. Your no means no.
15. Except when it doesn’t.
16. You don’t easily forget, especially when it comes to desserts.
17. You try to always listen to your dad…
18. …but it doesn’t always work.
19. You have some great business ideas.
20. You DGAF what you look like during meals.
21. You know that your best is always good enough.
22. And you know that whatever you do is the best.
23. You got it, dude.
