Even though Two and a Half Men is on hiatus, its stars have had a pretty easy time finding other jobs. Charlie Sheen has taken up tweeting to earn extra cash, but he has yet to find a way to profit from winding a bungee cord around his fingers during interviews. Jon Cryer has also been lucky with finding other employment, as he’s become a temp for Ellen DeGeneres. Obviously it must be nice to finally work in a happy environment where receptionists put puppy stickers on their headsets and dancing is the normal way for a person to walk around. You gotta admit — other than the probably drastic pay cut, it can’t be that bad because at least Cryer knows Ellen’s never going to call him a Vatican Assassin.